Pork wrench

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"
by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019
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pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich
Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.
by Mr.darby November 16, 2013
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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022
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Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis
David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
by D'Arcy 69 April 07, 2017
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Porking Spot

A parking spot, often scenic, which is chosen merely as a location for in-car sexual activity.
I guess everyone else thinks it's a good porking spot too.
by Oxford Commanist November 20, 2010
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Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole
“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”
by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022
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