afghani cupcake

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.

"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."

"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."

by mr excellent November 20, 2017

cassie cupcake

The sexiest bitch ever to touch my butt

Cassie cupcake knows how to touch butts

by thebroski45 September 9, 2016

burnt cupcake

When you fuck your bitch and your dick comes out brown

My bæ came over last night and I ended up with a Burnt cupcake

by Imatree59 February 7, 2017

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

Admiral Cupcake

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.

Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!

by Exoz September 20, 2013

Cupcake Nectar

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.

"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."

by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

Sex Cupcake

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.

"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."

by LexiLovin July 28, 2012