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clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.
"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"
by Watershellin June 25, 2008
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Tube-Groupie

Andrew: OMFG, did you watch the Retarded Policeman #11?

Duke: Yeah man...seen them all...I'm one of their Tube-Groupies.
by Duke Perino September 30, 2008
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Tube Greaser

The Tube Greaser is one of the many roles in a Teambang who climaxes into the throat of the female counterpart. Either the Tube Greasers self pleasures until point of climax and tags out with the Gatekeeper of the group, or goes from Gatekeeper to Tube Greaser.
Chris? Hey man! Remember me? I was the Tube Greaser in our college Teambang group who made that one chick throw up.
by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019
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ooze tube

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.
by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017
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Noob Tube

The Grenade Launcher attachment for all Assault Rifles (Except MP44) in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
by Fertro June 2, 2008
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Boob Tube

A party involving lesbians floating on the Rio Grande with little more than their innertubes, sunscreen, and a cooler of well-chilled beer.
The worst day on a Boob Tube is better than any day working.
by Margaret505 July 13, 2010
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noob tube

gay expression used by people in call of duty when they are tremendously embarassed by getting owned by a grendade launcher. If you get jealous, use it urself retard
When somebody in cod gets embarassed about getting shot by a grenade launcher, they get jealous and start to make fun of the person who owned them by saying "NOOB TUBE!"
by bluedevils1206 December 22, 2009
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