Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute

Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”

by gobbleman August 1, 2022

soap-a-holic

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.

"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"

"why"

"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"

wow dude your a soap-a-holic

by zerek44 April 19, 2010

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024

Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

by Waea March 4, 2023

SOAP POPE

when thE POPE ROBE GETS STUCK IN HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN DELIVERING SUNDAY MASS AND ALTER CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO CLEAn it.

oh poor timmy did you here what happened to him?
no, what?
he was the soap pope.
oh gross.

by PopeO'Dope November 29, 2017

Soap

The best thing to ever walk this earth

Hey, why is that soap walking?

by I like orcas June 12, 2018

Soap

you better not drop it

Person: 'drops the soap'

Big buff guy: 'puts it in'

Person: Yeoooowch!

by Urban dictionary user23 January 13, 2024