teddy pumpkins

A pet name a guy gives his girlfriend when they are in love

I love my Teddy Pumpkins!
I need to text my teddy pumpkins

by Nukexteme November 02, 2010

Pumpkin Nut

The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.

I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!

by JFrischizzleYonizzle November 24, 2016

Pumpkin Scratches

Cuts on your penis from a Blow Job where she bites on your penis too hard. Scrapes her teeth on your penis. Blow Job where teeth scrape against your penis leaving marks.

She's great in bed, but she left a few pumpkin scratches on me, so watch out.

by T0ne-L0c February 09, 2012

the dusty pumpkin

To shave all areas surrounding the pubis excluding the testicles. (Balls)

Shock and awe prevailed when I shaved my balls into the dusty pumpkin.

by Heavykevy November 23, 2014

Golden Pumpkin

When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina

I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!

by Captainwhitehat December 26, 2016

Smashing Pumpkins

When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.

Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.

Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.

by Dr. Definitions February 04, 2011

chubby pumpkin

way to describe a fat person; see big bellied sherrif

Stop standing around you chubby pumpkin!

by spooge September 06, 2003