Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker

Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that

by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019

Noah

Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb

Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed

by BusterTheBettaFish October 23, 2019

Noah

Fucking seweat peace of ass he will fuck you right he loves porn and he is all was kingkee he will insert his dick. And make you cumme

Girl1#Who is that hot peace of ass

Girl2#Noah

by How232e January 2, 2019

Noah

Noah is a kind hearted boy who is tall smart, likes music, a pervert.

Noah: hello

by Climactic always November 13, 2019

Noah

A simp or a furry and thats about it

1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city

by pro memer February 20, 2020

Noah

A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.

American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"

by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018

Noah

Noah is a term used in order to describe the way you would like for your boyfriend to be.

I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.

by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020