Uwu sour mommy

Uwu sour mommy is a phrase to enchant a funny moment with coronation to a mommy

Person1:dude the other day my mom found my money stash

Person 2:what did she do with it

Person 1:she bought me a wallet with it for me and spent all of it

Person 2:UwU sour MOMMY!!!!!!!!

by “UwU sour mommy” creator ilk March 22, 2022

slay me mommy

humourous text, basically used for fun.
cupcakke said this in a livestream, her wig got snatched by saying this

would you like to slay me mommy? i'll get my wig snatched.

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023

Behemoth Mommy Milkers

GIANT TIDDIES OH MY GAWD

SHE HAS BEHEMOTH MOMMY MILKERS

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Mommy's lil angel

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

Daddy's drivin mommy

It's something your dad tells you when they are doin' the dirty.

Kid: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm practicing driving your mommy.
Mommy: OHHH!
Daddy: Oh Yea! Daddy's drivin mommy!

by shelberrs August 27, 2009

mommy and daddy wrestling

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
That's what people say right?

Last night I say mommy and daddy wrestling and I decided to join in.

by Boi Is A Burnt Sweet Potato February 17, 2017

Tommy mommy

A cool kid

Tommy mommy is cool

by Doratexplora October 14, 2019