Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 3, 2022

daving around

"Daving around" refers to the act of aimlessly wandering around the office, engaging in casual conversations, and generally socializing with coworkers without a specific work-related purpose. It's the art of taking breaks and fostering a friendly atmosphere, often leading to unexpected connections and workplace camaraderie.

"Instead of sitting at his desk all day, Mark spends most of his time 'daving around.' He's the office's go-to guy for water cooler conversations!"

by dugiwarc October 13, 2023

Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete

He has done the bloody dave once again

by Greg mkII October 20, 2020

dave gower

To have a dave gower is to go for a shower.
Ex England Cricket Captain.

Ill meet you in 20 minutes ill just have a quick dave gower and ill be on my way.

by Matt Dempsey June 12, 2008

Dave Grohl

Was drummer for Nirvana in 90-94. Now lead singer for Foo Fighters. Dave is talented and can Sing, Play Dums and Guitar. He also has a deep passion for Grapes.

all zee grapes I shall eat every one. Grapes by grape every single grape on the plate -Dave Grohl

by Plastic Taste Of Dave Grohl September 15, 2017

Johann Daveed

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

dave collins

A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.

Dad, i think there is a monster under my bed!
Its probably only dave collins son, dont worry

by sexy peter March 7, 2020