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The Clark Effect

When playing on Clark's account for the first time, you will always lose your first few games, no matter how well you perform.
Dang, even though Clark's account is 1600sr and I'm 3500sr, I still played like trash and lost my first 3 games. It must be the Clark Effect.
by BennyBunnyBoo July 11, 2019
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Emily Clarke

Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*

"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"

I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
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clark fork

A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.
Hey, do you live in Clark Fork?
Yes I do!
Get away from my children.
by undeadfox March 21, 2022
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danielle clark

I love that Danielle Clark, its really small.
by bejhgsiuf February 24, 2017
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Dennis Clarke

An ugly little dick nigga that pulls no bitches.
damn it must suck to be a dennis clarke.
by idknameherebye January 8, 2020
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Adam clark

A man that is has airplanes stuck up the ass almost as much as he's getting pegged by fish daily while he also sits on the floor while jacking off to cartoon females
That whore is such a Adam clark
by Lauren meengs June 24, 2022
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Clark

Clark is always GSD
by bigpoppa24;) September 9, 2021
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