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Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name
Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."
by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023
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California Rollover

When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl
by FreedomTodd March 31, 2016
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california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
by BrysonStrong May 14, 2023
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California Rimjob

When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.
Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.
by BigBonerJoe February 23, 2011
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california zipper

When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.
Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.
by lil_srippy August 17, 2016
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california gtv

a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time
by popoboss October 8, 2009
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California Chops

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
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