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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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booby barn

1 n: a strip club or adult club.
Hey johny, you wanna go to the (booby barn?) i heard your mom was gonna be there haha "johny: bruh"
by thathormyguy October 26, 2020
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to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money
according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia
by Sexydimma March 11, 2015
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barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.
"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."
by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017
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barn cocking

by Paul@thebarn12 October 2, 2017
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Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.
"David was amazed by that barn door."
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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barn basher

When a car has an exhaust, say at the track, and when they hold high revs it sounds like 'bang, bang, bang." Slow, loud chugs og the exhaust before blowing off the line.
dat vdub had a crazy barn basher exaust
by pokaroo December 20, 2006
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