Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

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Jewish anal cumspot

words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone

Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"

Bro 2: "Jewish anal cumspot!!"

"Dude, why are you such a jewish anal cumspot?!?!"

by Chief1234 March 31, 2009

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Similar to Asian six pack, but instead of a high school course load of three maths, and the sciences, the Jewish six pack consists of six high school classes in which the main subject of interest hold high importance in Jewish society.

Desmond: What grade 12 classes do you have this school year?

Morrie: Accounting, Economics, Financial Securities, International Business, Advanced Functions, and Data Management.

Desmond: Ahh yes, the Jewish Six Pack.

Morrie: ???

by Desmond West February 4, 2009

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sacred jewish inch

The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.

Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.

by inconspicuouslyness December 2, 2009

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Jewish Baby Stroller

Any size grill that would accommodate one Jewish child.

There goes Jedediah with that stupid Jewish Baby Stroller again.

by USfyre June 29, 2022

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Jewish Oven Pie

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.

Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!

by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

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