by BeccaHaterNo1 October 31, 2022

the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.
by teddyjingles November 20, 2021

he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.
some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
by des and ace February 5, 2022

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.
Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5
Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5
Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue
Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

"they can't hear me because they're listening to kids bop."
"nobody likes teddy."
"calm down. calm down."
"nobody likes teddy."
"calm down. calm down."
by An asian with thick bones. November 20, 2019
