Fuck-tart

Shut up, you Fuck-tart!

by Chicken Fluff December 16, 2003

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Russian Fruit Tart

1. The sexual act of placing pieces of fruit that have been soaked in vodka into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to perform cunnilingus and eat them out- that is, the girl and the fruit. The name of the act can also be changed to match whatever fruit you use, i.e., Russian Strawberry Tart, or Russian Cherry Tart.

2. The girl whose vagina is involved in this act.

"Damn, that chick's hot- I bet she'd make one hell of a Russian Fruit Tart! Strawberries or blueberries?"

by Auxiliatrus November 12, 2011

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Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement

Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!

by Deegle Beegle October 03, 2008

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Sloppy Pop Tart

When you nail a girl who is on the rag and then you finish in her mouth.

She was a real freaky girl. I wasn't even fully sold on having sex while she was on the rag, but then she went full on Sloppy Pop Tart on me. I'm never calling her again.

by The5thHorsem4n December 11, 2010

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