Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.

"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"

by NuttingEtiquette June 5, 2018

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

slim curnette

A male of sorts that bothers girls who are way out of his league, has a mullet, doesn't know if he's gay or not, and his penis may be smaller than 4 inches

That slim curnette has been really bothering me for the past few days, he said "hi " and proceeded to send me pictures of his inadaquite thing that he calls a cock

by PussyDestroyer#1 December 13, 2017

Slim diggity

The best response to use when you should respond with ok, cool, or some other bland one-word phrase.

Them: "hey, just got you that piece of paper from the kitchen."

You: "Slim Diggity"

by Zooman009 December 25, 2020

Slim tonic

no one has a fuckin notion wa it means

cracking open a slim tonic with the boys

by eoghanstewartlovespenis03 March 3, 2019

slim jammy

A nickname for a random person being summoned, because of lack of their name.

Hey, you, slim jammy, bring me that broom.

by .50 December 29, 2020

Slim Valentine

Sydney based rapper, loves swag and his own penis.

My penis has swag like Slim Valentine

by jakisaraijingheykernt April 26, 2011