by joencandy October 7, 2007
Get the stoot slapmug. Where a person goes and jacks off in the bathroom of a High school, palms his semen, walks into the cafeteria, and exacts revenge on a person that mushroom stamped the person who is givnig the semen slap. Then slaps the person, with the hand full of semen.
by funniest thing to happen this year at BHS March 29, 2005
Get the Semen Slapmug. John:why is one side of your face and your nose red?
Shannon: my BF slap and sniff' me and i found out i'm allergic to penis smell
Shannon: my BF slap and sniff' me and i found out i'm allergic to penis smell
by mr10am November 23, 2009
Get the Slap and Sniffmug. A term first coined within a Tim Horton's kitchen in a small Canadian town of Sudbury Ontario, the otter slap is when someone, normally a baker, first dunks his hand into a bin of glaze and then slaps a person in the face for doing something stupid.
by The Baker 123 October 11, 2011
Get the otter slapmug. The acting slapping someone square on the vagina with the backside of your hand. The slapper's hand must be held vertically and loosely.
To perform the virginia slap CORRECTLY:
1. Position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee's vagina.
2. Make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the vagina you intend to slap.
3. Quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the vagina. A sharp sound should resonate (a FUPA, however, may result in more of a dull thud).
4. One usually utters, "Virigina..." before committing this act. Yelling, "SLAP!" as you slap the vagina is slightly less common.
Oddly enough, this phrase originated in Connecticut.
Note - The Virigina Slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. Different positioning is needed for this.
To perform the virginia slap CORRECTLY:
1. Position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee's vagina.
2. Make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the vagina you intend to slap.
3. Quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the vagina. A sharp sound should resonate (a FUPA, however, may result in more of a dull thud).
4. One usually utters, "Virigina..." before committing this act. Yelling, "SLAP!" as you slap the vagina is slightly less common.
Oddly enough, this phrase originated in Connecticut.
Note - The Virigina Slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. Different positioning is needed for this.
Bethany was bored by her inexperienced new boyfriend. Thinking back on her old relationship with Dave, she craved the aggressiveness his sweaty, late-night Virginia Slaps.
by Lefty Stroker January 1, 2011
Get the Virginia Slapmug. When someone disses your mom at dinner and the only course of action is to pick up your steak and slap them across their face, thus squirting steak juices all over.
At a company picnic someone calls your momma fat. you steak slap their faces with the steak fresh off the grill, then yell "your face gets steak slapped"
by Willa the thrilla February 16, 2009
Get the Steak slapmug. A viscous cold blooded slap to the face, associated with the great flipper strength of the emperor penguin
by TJ, AKA Penguin October 16, 2005
Get the Penguin slapmug.