sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016

Sea dog

The official name for the seal found locally in San Diego California answers with a honking sound. Brown, leathery, and loves the ocean.

hey mom can we go see the sea dogs today they sound so cute

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020

Sea shandy

Seamen

I drunk some sea shandy today

by SeaShanties January 15, 2021

sea mills

If you’re from sea mills, let me tell you.. big dick guaranteed. Natives of sea mills from within Bristol United Kingdom are known to be the creme dela creme true british legends.

Hey are you from Sea Mills?
Yes..

wow you must be hung like a horse

by SeaMillsKing April 8, 2021

freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.

A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?

by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012

Sea Gator

An imaginary alligator who helps boaters navigate unfamiliar or dangerously shallow waters; a reference somtimes used by boaters in Florida, possibly originating from a contraction of "see" and "navigator" (Navigating by looking at the water).

“The Sea Gator kept me from hitting that rock by the sand bar."

by W. R. D. Smith December 19, 2011