The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length

“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”

by LilDongle February 28, 2019

Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.

"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"

by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023

Scout

An amazing friend who also goes by the name foldy

"that's scout for you"

by foldyfoldyfold January 7, 2022

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014

Boy Scout

Just be Tyler

Tyler is such a Boy Scout

by BitchBoi69 November 12, 2020

squirrel scout cookie

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!

by amywarhol March 4, 2017

Scouting

When it’s all stopped up in there and you gotta work it out with a finger.

Dad: After a night of scouting in the woods, it’s all clear.
Timmy: What’s scouting, Dad?
Dad: Well, son…

by Pardonmewhileiwhipthisout May 18, 2024