Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!
by Zlla January 27, 2025
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Salmon Panty

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.
by Skankbone November 26, 2013
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Salmon Trench

"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."
by bunt January 18, 2008
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Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.
I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.
by Osiffy December 18, 2023
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Salmon slappa

Two lesbian having sex on decking fresh out of water ( preferably salt water) sissoring and slapping their salons together therefore making them salmon slappers this can also be used for for single lesbians since they want to be a salmon slapper xoxo
Have you heard V and M have been slapping their salmons together they are salmon slappas
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brain salmon

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.
by jamundertoast July 18, 2016
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