rusty trombone

n. The main activity of a rusty trombone party.

Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?

by Dr. Mung March 31, 2004

Rusty Shotgun

a rusty shotgun is when a female is eating out a mans asshole and proceeds to reach between his legs with one hand and begin jerking him off in a cocking motion as if cocking a shotgun; and using the other free hand to caress the man's testicles

We all found out Michael was gay when we walked in on him with his head in Fro's ass, giving him a rusty shotgun.

by Matt dick dennis December 13, 2007

rusty dump truck

a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.

Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.

by lostaccident August 24, 2006

Rusty Wrangler

The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.

James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.

by AnneHannity April 23, 2009

rusty trambone

a rusty trambone is when someone gives a guy a hand job while blowing in the guy's asshole

bob recieved a rusty trambone during sex

by The Real Don Juan August 28, 2005

Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.

"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"

by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

rusty iron

The lowest music record sales certification. Like how an album is considered "Gold" if it sells 500,000 copies, an album is officially "rusty iron" once it sells 1,000 copies.

Kevin Federline tries to brag about his music career by claiming his debut album went 16x rusty iron.

by achuta January 2, 2009