Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...

John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)

by Niggatron9000 May 12, 2010

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Roast-beefed

In softball, when the runner on third is trucking her way towards the catcher and the catcher thinks she is out... but the runner completely levels her. Like a shit brick house.

Nicolette roast-beefed the girl from WV.

by redheadedwildchild March 29, 2015

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Roasting Marshmallows

A sexual act where a female is fucked anally near or on top of a campfire. Best to be done on a farm or near one.

Colin and Morgan were roasting marshmallows at the farm last night

by ShadyBrookFarm March 18, 2019

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Roast Day

On December 19th every year, we roast everything we know. Our penis, our balls, everything. The better roast the more points you gain. At 23:59:59 December 19th, we will stop counting roasts. Whoever has the most points wins the Roaster Champion Cup.

YO, It's Roast Day! Imma roast you so hard haha

by electo December 17, 2021

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roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.

Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.

by Scouse, Matty and Lord Kopickington January 29, 2006

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