Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.
by m9lik April 25, 2023
Get the Best Candidate for The Vice President Positionmug. Yeah, no. Never. She's on the list. She is one of the people who was willing to sacrifice your kids for her own political gain. She could stop this right now if she wanted to and it would guarantee your kids safety (from me).
Hym "Ha! No AOC for president! Ever! Progressives do not want to make the world better for everyone. The want to make decisions with the authority of the creator of AI, without having to be the creator of AI. They want to tell the politicians what to do AS THOUGH THEY ARE THE OLIGARCHS THEY CONDEMN... WITHOUT haven't to do anything other than eat, fuck, and bloviate. It is not about help YOU, it's about controlling ME. I could have healthcare right now if not for Progressives. They sit and watch with sadistic glee while bacteria eats away at the mind that created the AI that is diagnosing your illness, contributing to your research, and helping you through college. It is about THEM forcing ME to do what they CAN'T and forcing me to do it for free. And look how that is working out for everyone. They were in power not 100 days ago and look where it got us. Right here. And the conservatives are just doing now what the progressives have been doing all along. Cramming down on free speech and defunding their political opposition. That is all either of them are ever going to do. Horde power and do nothing with it."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
Get the AOC for Presidentmug. Clinical medical head of the mysoginistic drinking society "Corpissed." Owns a very interesting picture anatomy book.
by Room 4 November 17, 2004
Get the President Webbemug. A person who appears to be president of a country or institution but obtains the position through dubious means.
Note: The "p" is silent.
Note: The "p" is silent.
Visitor: I am excited to meet the President.
Tour Guide: I'm sorry but the President is not here.
Visitor: Too bad. When will he be back?
Tour Guide: In about 4 years. However, you are gladly welcome to meet out pResident.
Tour Guide: I'm sorry but the President is not here.
Visitor: Too bad. When will he be back?
Tour Guide: In about 4 years. However, you are gladly welcome to meet out pResident.
by CBSquared March 30, 2021
Get the pResidentmug. by ScottChisonian June 27, 2020
Get the President Fuckfacemug. When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)
B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008
Get the The President has been shotmug. I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!
by Jshnsjsjaj March 4, 2024
Get the The Best Damn President Evermug.