poser

Also see: Scene Kids
1.) Someone who tries to be something that they are not

2.)Teenage boys (usually white or asian) who have Justin Bieber-style or closely shorn hair or fauxhawks, wear designer super-skinny jeans, designer skate shoes, and "vintage"-style shirts showcasing bands that they do not know about nor give a shit about (just trying to look cool). Usually seen trying to poser-jerk to shitty mainstream rap or hanging with their scene cunts, trying to look "gangsta".
Seen usually in rich, white areas.

Regular dude: (sees poser wearing crisp Wu-Tang Clan t-shirt) Dude, do you even know what Wu-Tang Clan is?

Poser: (in fake gangsta drawl) Fuck you, faggot! They're a band. (gives scene cunt a lecherous stare and pulls his skinny jeans down some more)

by RENEGADE_OF_PUNKK April 20, 2010

Indie Poser

An Indie Poser is an individual who decides to go "indie" because they want to try to be "different". They will most likely take bubblegum pop music and change the song title, artist and album name, and also the album artwork so that it looks as though it were indie. They also try to get the "indie look" by wearing stupid crap that doesn't match. When asked what stereotype they would consider themselves, they will usually respond, "Oh, I'm SOO indie." If you check their iPod, they will say, "You probably won't know any of the bands, they're ALL INDIE." You must avoid these people. They are obnoxious and dumb.

Indie: Hey, have you ever heard of "She Who Paints Walls"? It's this fairly new indie band.
Indie Poser: LOL yeah! I have all of their songs!
Indie: You do realize I just made that up, right?
Indie Poser: ....

by PenguinHats October 15, 2012

poser band

Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!

Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!

by emochild4life August 28, 2005

poser flip

What posers do when they try to skateboard. Usually for kickflips but could be for other technical tricks.

Poser: I'm soo good I can do a kickflip
Skater: Bullshit
Poser: (trys to but falls over and busts his ass)
Skater: hah what a poser flip

by skateforlife97 January 21, 2005

Poser

Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.

Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.

Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.

by PillsforIlls February 3, 2009

Poseur Punk

Simply put, crappy punk-rock music.

I think it's funny how 'punks' bitch about how poseur a certain band is, or how band X is "SO much more punk" than band Y, when in reality these 'poseur punk bands' are simply CRAPPY punk bands.

by Wiseass May 1, 2007

a poser

A wannabe. Simple as that.

You can't skate. You are such a poser!

by Peterapples June 7, 2016