A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
Get the Boat has left the portmug. a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.
by Marl Marx April 25, 2017
Get the port godmug. A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
by helloitsunknown June 26, 2023
Get the port adelaidemug. 
When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high
I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
Get the The port dollar hollamug. You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.
by Freako Depot April 30, 2025
Get the Panamanian Port-O-Pottymug. The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)
by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018
Get the port-a-pottiemug.