kansas shuffle

It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.

It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

rimsy shuffle

To partake in activities of the bottom

Christ on a bike my arse hurts, I did the rimsy shuffle last night!

by CalMacGregor March 23, 2012

240 shuffle

Also known to tankers as the "co-ax shuffle", whereby an enemy is either running for fear of his life, or sent tumbling backwards by the hail of lead hitting him. Refers to the M240 machine gun.

Did you see that guy with the RPG? The gunner made him do the 240 shuffle!

by First Bullet August 15, 2008

Rochester Shuffle

When a man has anal sex with a woman then takes a shit in her gaping asshole.

Last night I took Cathy out to a nice restaurant, then we went back to my place and I gave her the old Rochester shuffle.

by El Bastardo927 March 25, 2010

Bombay Shuffle

A tit wank.

Squirt some shower gel on yer baps love and give me a Bombay Shuffle

by Ralph Milne November 01, 2011

Mussle Shuffle

A pantless german on ecstasy holding a spoon.

Colin is a mussle shuffle just like hitler.

by Michael Shapard April 29, 2005

Skyrim Shuffle

When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.

God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.

by HanzHumpfry December 09, 2015