turtle nugget

When you think it's a fart but actually a small piece of poo slides out.

Becky, I've been sitting through Mr. Wheeler's class with a turtle nugget the whole time.

by ctlaruex February 1, 2015

Cunt Nugget

A person that's a cunt and has the brain capacity of a nugget.

You short-sighted self-obsessed cunt nugget.

by Josh Davey September 14, 2020

nipple nugget

1:a self centered dusche bag who is a total ass and doesnt care bout anything2:a chicks nipple thts so big it looks like a chicken nugget3:a young child or little faggoty ass fuck tart baby who steals a mans boobs cus his wife or girlfriend wont let him feel them cus tht nipple nugget wis allways sucken on em4:a fagot ass unicorn hater tht shits on diseased puppys and kills dinosours

1:tht nipple nugget just hit me!
2:god damn tht nipple so big its like a nugget
3:god damn nipple nugget let me have her tits u can share cant u, u fuckn nipple nugget
4:he just shat on my unicorn sir arrest this nipple nugget

by BAKER472=dgb August 6, 2011

Golden Nugget

The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.

I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.

by NorthCalScooter August 6, 2009

chode nugget

When U wipe in a downward motion and a piece of a turd gets stuck in the chode hair.

Man I gotta go to da bathroom I think I got a chode nugget.

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

Slick Nugget

A male teenager who’s currently 17 years old. That considers himself a rapper but really has not even close to a rapper.

He released a song called Slurpee in 2018 that has no point to it at all. No point, No facts, The song that is only entitled to his opinion.

Slick Nugget: Slurpees everyday, there the best drink in the history!!
Stranger: *punches Slick Nugget and say “Slurpees Suck!”
*Slick Nugget fights back
Stranger: “They still suck” *Goes and beats Slick Nuggets ass*
But took that clip out because Slick Nugget didn’t want to be embarrassed

by Gummiiyum May 19, 2020

Sucking Nuggets

The act of one person placing their mouth over another's anus and providing gentle or hard suction whilst the other person intentionally defacates.

Did you hear about Schulyer? Apparently he was sucking nuggets with his girlfriend.

by bitchass mctitties August 11, 2014