Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015

Creme Egg Nogger

A reverse Egg Nogger i.e. someone who is not white by race but is secretly white on the inside, much like a creme egg.

man Lee Jun Wu is for sure a Creme Egg Nogger, he doesn't even get maths tutoring!

by D E A T H P L E A S E June 6, 2016

That really nocks my noggers

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.

Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.

by famlyfrendlycontnt January 26, 2019

nig nag nogger

A term used for a person who regularly uses drugs.

This nig nag nogger stole my Jazz Cabbage, imma stab his ass!

by goat_fucker_69 April 27, 2021

Do it node?

"Do it node" is a slang term used to encourage someone to take action and complete a task or assignment. The term "node" is a reference to a point in a network where data is transmitted, suggesting the need to complete a task in order to keep things moving smoothly. The phrase is often used in a playful or sarcastic manner to motivate someone who may be procrastinating or hesitant to take action.

Person 1: "I'm not sure if I should apply for that job. I don't think I'm qualified enough."

Person 2: "Come on, do it node? You never know what might happen. It's better to try than to never know."

by Do it node? Questioner 75 April 14, 2023