Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

by ApolloStar March 22, 2016

Thumb cunt

A person who is to retarded to reply to a message on Facebook and just send a thumbs up

Hey Planky I'm getting chased by a gang of triads with samurai swords help me man

Replys with a thumbs up... The thumb cunt

by baconsarnie June 11, 2014

Thumb Sitting

The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.

Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."

by UmmWhatchaSay March 3, 2018

Taiwan Thumb

The condition when an entire side of your thumb is covered in ink from sliding it to smudge your name off an official deportation document.

Man, I was able to avoid being forced to extradite to Kyosha, though now I suffer Taiwan Thumb

by Robert Shame May 8, 2013

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006

thumb fun

unneccessary use of a cell phone (usually texting) with the thumbs.

q: "Why is SAM being so quiet and looking down?????"

a: "Oh, she's having some thumb fun!!!"

by carnuga February 27, 2009

Thumbs Down

An option on this site that should be available for the pictures too.

Check own the pictures under emo and shocker to see what I mean.

by 29A April 28, 2005