myspace

myspace= waste of time but totally addicting!
its like a drug

omg dude i got on myspace yesterday and once i was on i couldnt get off......

i just snorted some myspace

man am i addicted

by *myspaceaddict* June 22, 2008

MySpace

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"

by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009

myspace

A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.

Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!

by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009

myspace

overrated piece of shit

myspace sucks

by pscot14 March 12, 2009

myspace

A place where whores tell you that they get laid every night when in fact, the last boyfriend they had was that skinhead dude in the 2nd grade.

Me:Go fuck yourself
Whore: I DON'T NEED TO I HAVE A BF FOR THAT (the whore is only 13)
Me:Who would wanna fuck a dumb bitch like you
Whore:FINE I ADMIT IT I GOT LAID BY MY MOTHER HAPPY NOW!!
*Whore proceeds to spam my myspace with useless comments*

by dangyoufugly April 20, 2008

Myspace

A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.

person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"

person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"

person 1: "no...i think she hates me."

person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."

by aprilsays April 1, 2009

Myspace

mostly a place you go to get bored.

When no one is ever online in Myspace..

by A.Wangster July 6, 2008