myspace

A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.

Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!

by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009

Myspace

outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-

only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....

by who craig? November 28, 2009

MySpace

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"

by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009

myspace

myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!

predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!

by thatsjank! May 4, 2009

MySpace

A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.

Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!

by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008

myspace

a place for girls and guys to get addicted to and act toally odd and frendships are made and there is A LOT of drama...but its fun!A place for stalkers to find new prey, a place that will change your life...yet its the best place EVER

Girl#1: OMFG Y AM I NOT ON UR TOP 150??? am i NOT important

GIRL#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike

Girl#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e

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OMG my myspace jsut got deleted!!

by who

i DONT KNOW!!!

wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date!!

yay!!!

by marlborough is better than you[marymount] December 24, 2008

myspace

a networking website meant for ppl over the age of 14. it is commonly abused by those younger than that age, and is commonly abused by peddys to find those younger than/around 14. this can be prevented by marking a profile as private. one who is extremely comp savvy can still find out where u live through this though.

peep-do u have myspace?
op-pssh no its stupid and someone could like come and abduct me
peep-have u ever heard of PRIVATE pros?
op-u can still find ouct where someone lives
peep-whatevs

by mandopotando December 30, 2008