Molesive

To high-five a person but as you do so to miss the hand of the other person and accidentally touch the other person inappropriately causing a disturbance among the two beings. The word 'Molesive' a cross between 'Molest' and 'five' creating the term 'Molesive'.

Olaf: 'Hey Augustus did you hear about Johanna and Dave?'
Augustus: 'I heard that that Dave accidentally did a molesive to Johanna!'
Olaf: 'That's correct my friend'
Augustus: 'What a shame, poor Johanna'

by TheDictatorOfDefenitions December 11, 2016

Mole Midler

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.

person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".

Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".

by Pablo Mercadoo January 6, 2024

Bare Mole Rat

What a penis Looks like after a clean shave in a dirty public sink

"Just finished shaving"
"Lemme see that Bare Mole Rat!!!!"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

Circle with a Mole

A character from Cheesy HFJ's show "Battle for Circle". He is the only one with more than 3 braincells in his head compared to Host Circle and the others. He later appears in ONE 3, when he was teleported into The Plane after running off-screen in Battle For Circle 11.

Host Circle: "Circle with a Mole!"
Circle with a Mole: "...no."

by WONDERHOYdemigirlthepan April 23, 2023

Trouser mole

a penis

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

it's the mol!(mole)

a way to say you are on to the mole

it's the mol!(mole)

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.

Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.

by JimBim2 December 18, 2024