An Italian plumber from the mushroom kingdom. He is rarely seen doing his job as a plumber because he is to busy eating magical mushrooms and trying to get laid. His arch-enemy is The Koopa King, named Bowser. Mario has a younger brother named Luigi. Mario's parents never gave a shit about him (letting him ride on a retarded green dinosaur and letting him drive a go-cart all at a very young age).
8 year-old 1: Let's go play Mario!!!
8 year-old 2: I can't, My mom says that the game has to much drug abuse.
8 year-old 2: I can't, My mom says that the game has to much drug abuse.
by StonedBunny666 December 24, 2009
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I just had a Mario kart fart
Cause I swear it was coming and boom, it must have caught a mushroom or some speed arrows
weird
Cause I swear it was coming and boom, it must have caught a mushroom or some speed arrows
weird
by Kid Ji January 16, 2009
Get the Mario Kart Fart mug.So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.
Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009
Get the The Dan Marino mug.a town in Pinal county Arizona. 16 miles for phoenix. town made up of 100,000 empty houses (thanks to Bush) and nothing to do. teens run away screaming. cheap housing.
boy says: im moving to maricopa!!
another boy says: thats a fuckin wasteland with nothing to do.
boy says: but we got our house cheap!!
another boy says: thats a fuckin wasteland with nothing to do.
boy says: but we got our house cheap!!
by -JOSHUA- February 28, 2009
Get the maricopa mug.1. Someone who doesn't know about or observe basic health or safety rules pertaining to various activities and/or doesn't speak up quickly enough when he realizes he is sick or injured, resulting in a painful and/or ruinous event for himself - which he then cathartically displaces onto someone or something else.
2. Someone who expects to overindulge in a lot of enjoyable or pleasurable or cathartic activities in rapid succession (all of which someone else pays for and/or has to clean up after) without allowing enough time to pass between them or without making enough effort to separate them. Due to his own negligence or unwillingness to wait/slow down when he should and his inability to move more quickly/speed up when he should, he creates unnecessarily huge messes that someone else has to deal with/clean up.
2. Someone who expects to overindulge in a lot of enjoyable or pleasurable or cathartic activities in rapid succession (all of which someone else pays for and/or has to clean up after) without allowing enough time to pass between them or without making enough effort to separate them. Due to his own negligence or unwillingness to wait/slow down when he should and his inability to move more quickly/speed up when he should, he creates unnecessarily huge messes that someone else has to deal with/clean up.
Basically: if you date a lot and start to notice a pattern in which you have two basically pleasurable and voluntarily-undertaken relationships in a row, which are always or frequently followed by a 3rd relationship that feels forced upon you and is rather intense, scary, embarrassing and disorienting - but ultimately you survive it and feel relieved afterward - you are possibly or probably a Mario.
Gastrointestinal example: You eat too much peanut butter because it is yummy. Immediately afterward, you do karate for an hour, which is fun. You then have a horrible case of diarrhea. You barely make it to a public bathroom, then spray it all over the bathroom because you can't make it to the toilet seat in time. You feel relieved, make no effort to clean it up and leave it for the maid to deal with. You never feel any guilt about it. You = Mario.
Gastrointestinal example: You eat too much peanut butter because it is yummy. Immediately afterward, you do karate for an hour, which is fun. You then have a horrible case of diarrhea. You barely make it to a public bathroom, then spray it all over the bathroom because you can't make it to the toilet seat in time. You feel relieved, make no effort to clean it up and leave it for the maid to deal with. You never feel any guilt about it. You = Mario.
by Idiotslinger July 22, 2011
Get the Mario mug.This is where you get either male or female jizz on both your thumbs or two fingers and as quickly as you can draw a moustache starting from the middle of the upper lip and going outwards ...
KEY POINT : as you do this you MUST shout MARIO (In his accent is funnier) !
KEY POINT : as you do this you MUST shout MARIO (In his accent is funnier) !
Sarah : 'Does that guy know he has a white moustache?'
Emily: 'Yeh looks crusty doesn't it?! '
Rachel : 'Yup I fucking MARIO'D him ;D '
Emily: GO MARIO !
Emily: 'Yeh looks crusty doesn't it?! '
Rachel : 'Yup I fucking MARIO'D him ;D '
Emily: GO MARIO !
by TheMarionator October 12, 2010
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