My mommy said

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”

Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Mommy's lil angel

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

by Tufts University America August 01, 2023

slay me mommy

humourous text, basically used for fun.
cupcakke said this in a livestream, her wig got snatched by saying this

would you like to slay me mommy? i'll get my wig snatched.

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023

Mommy’s credit card

A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.

Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...

by TrashCompactor69 October 24, 2019

Behemoth Mommy Milkers

GIANT TIDDIES OH MY GAWD

SHE HAS BEHEMOTH MOMMY MILKERS

by NoBody6969Daddy February 02, 2021

Uwu sour mommy

Uwu sour mommy is a phrase to enchant a funny moment with coronation to a mommy

Person1:dude the other day my mom found my money stash

Person 2:what did she do with it

Person 1:she bought me a wallet with it for me and spent all of it

Person 2:UwU sour MOMMY!!!!!!!!

by “UwU sour mommy” creator ilk March 22, 2022

Daddy's drivin mommy

It's something your dad tells you when they are doin' the dirty.

Kid: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm practicing driving your mommy.
Mommy: OHHH!
Daddy: Oh Yea! Daddy's drivin mommy!

by shelberrs August 28, 2009