Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.

Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.

by Sora290 January 5, 2022

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.

by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020

goofy lettuce

W E E D

hit me up with that goofy lettuce

by ngrkilr123 December 2, 2017

Whole Foods-Quality Devil's Lettuce

1. Very good weed

Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."

by theworldiscrowded July 19, 2016

Lettuce

Weed

Oi fam back or lettuce in that

by Nana dickle October 25, 2018