Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021
Get the Toronto Maple Leafsmug. A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
Get the Leaf Blowermug. by nvnori January 19, 2021
Get the orange leafmug. by Ethan10122004 April 14, 2019
Get the Magical Leafmug. The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023
Get the Alaskan Leaf Blowermug. Agency? No, tech company. Leaf provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eComm/DTC brands. Gives traditional digital marketing partners a run for their money. Dislikes snake oil sellers. Likes code, data, and sloths.
by beLeafer November 25, 2021
Get the Leafmug. blood leaf has freinds and a brother he has sky leaf pinky leaf there his freinds and his brother is galaxy leaf
by Pizzaguyfrom1899 August 9, 2022
Get the blood leafmug.