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Savage's Law

Savage's Law is the observations that most or all misanthropes project their own character flaws and negative qualities onto the rest of the human species.

It's another expression of Freudian projection that a guy with the last name Savage witnessed in misanthropes.
"All authoritarians seem to follow Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to succumb Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to exemplify Savage's Law"
"All politicians of the Left and the Right seem to follow Savage's Law"
"Leftists seem to follow Savage's Law"
by BeastlyTw@t November 10, 2022
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Jacob's Law

During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!
Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"
by mmaerzluft February 1, 2022
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Scout Law

A Scout is:

a. Trustworthy in the streets.
b. Courteous in the sheets.
Example of using the Scout Law:

Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."

Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."
by Mercedes78 November 17, 2022
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Dice's Law

"Dice's Law", short for "Dice's Law of Annoying Team Fortress 2 Memes", is an internet adage asserting that every meme that exists will eventually have an unfunny Team Fortress 2 version of it created. When such a meme is made, it is immediately unfunny and generally annoying to anyone except Team Fortress 2 players.
"John made a video of the Spy from Team Fortress 2 dabbing, thus confirming Dice's Law."
by Hi honey, let's talk June 4, 2021
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Jared's Law

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.
Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds
by theincrediblesmith November 12, 2019
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Astolfo Law

Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.
Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
Not yet I’m still a child.”
by Real Nigga Billy March 29, 2020
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martial law

not just some stupid movie.

The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.

Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.

Military rules ALL.

suspension of rights and freedoms
Iraq, maybe, after the June 30 pseduo handover.
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004
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