Kyle

Kyle is very into red bull and monsters. Give him caffeine and he will go crazy for hours. He's always drinking and a bunch of fun. He's the life of a party. He's normally very chill and is super nice. He doesn't really seem like he cares...but he sometimes actually does. Kyle's are very crazy.

"who did you invite to the party"

"Kyle,...."

"Kyle!"

"Yah"

"now that's a party"

by Soemyhing October 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a person who thinks he is hard all the time but really isn’t.
He spend half of his day watching porn hub

Oh look it’s kyle Thurlow hehe

by Daddy day care April 27, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019

Kyle

a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues

dont be a kyle

by kyle licker November 30, 2019

Kyle

A skinny ass, insecure, fag boy that drinks 4 lokos and vodka spritzers at the minimal high school parties he’s invited to. A one in a million physco path that bows down and sucks the dick of anyone in a confrontation. Has one friend who is always there for him. Someone gets with his ex girlfriend? He’s right there to cry and scream with Kyle.

Wow Kyle followed him to the woods where that kid took his ex girlfriend.

by Kylehater223 October 29, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the god of all the n word passes. He can give them out to any and all who ask. Be warned, he is spooked very easily and will be known for his monster fueled drywall rages. As an offering bring Kyle some sugar cubes.

"Hey Kyle!"
Kyle: "Sup Nigga"

by FuniGamer August 26, 2019