shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018

minsugas.secret.kookies

The best mutual you can have literally ever (their also lactose intolerant….. awww)

I love having minsugas.secret.kookies as a mutual…… 😮

by Xylophone01 July 25, 2021

minsugas.secret.kookies

The best mutual you can have literally ever

I looovvvvvveeeeee having minsugas.secret.kookies as a mutual…….. 😮

by Xylophone01 July 25, 2021

Maria de Kock

a bad bitch

“did u see how she just handled that situation?”
“yeah she’s a total Maria de Kock”

by kurt darren November 22, 2021

Perry the Kooken

To Perry a Kooken is to disregard the use of a knife, like most regular humans, and just rip away at a perfectly good Kooken like a rabid wildebeast. It ensures that nobody else gets to enjoy the kooken because the whole thing is completely mangled

Don't ever Perry the Kooken, you fucking bitch! Save some for the rest of us and especially for that old Gindeh!"

by marcustom December 12, 2023