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Kitty Cent

A White persons gangster name used in combat or fighting straight G's. Ya dig?
by Kitty cent. [Qbk] July 31, 2010
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Kitty Bitchin'

Adjective; The act of placing ones finger into another persons mouth, while they are yawning.

Alt: "kitty bitch" "kitty bitched"
"Oh look, they are yawning! Kitty bitch em'!!"

"let's go kitty bitchin'!!"
by 197 September 18, 2012
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cash kitty

Cash kitty is when you land a helicopter in the promised land and live like kings by assimilating the native culture. Must haves are a complete understanding of the boof assist, a track suit, a gold medallion, and a hat that says “pussy and money and weed.” You must also successfully execute a “Serbia Bad” game of chicken and successfully perform an Amish oil change. For those elite few to seize the cash kitty, you will recognize your success by the tall giant hand fucking Romanian traffic will eating a doner and defeating communism.
Scott performed a cash kitty and sent his French microphone to the heavens. Todd petted a dog and said, “that’s cool.”
by spartanEMT November 14, 2018
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slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough
Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?
by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022
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step-kitty

A step-kitty is a cat belonging to your partner who you do not live with. The cat doesn't belong to you, but since it's your partner's, you kind of love it as one of your own. Basically sort of the cat version of step-kids.
When I came home after visiting my boyfriend, my cat was upset because she smelled my step-kitty's scent.

My step-kitty gets excited whenever I come over because she loves her step-mommy.
by poopie69 July 27, 2020
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Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"
I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat
by Straw boy November 25, 2019
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Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.
Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.
by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011
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