ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.

kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car

by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

Ken

A Ghoul.

Ken is gay.

by ThiccJim69 January 4, 2017

Ken Pierce

A white man in his mid-late forties, short stature, hundreds of shitty tattoos that have been covered by hundreds more shitty tattoos which cover both his arms almost completely. A loud mouth, condescending prick who bullies people he deems weak and has a tendency to trick and lure women of all walks of life but always much younger in age even though he has been married to the same, surprisingly beautiful, woman for almost 20 years. He will tell you he loves you when you are in the most vulnerable position of your life, thats when he grooms his victims for further abuse. He likes to be called Daddy in the bedroom but is nothing like a Daddy in the actual ddlg or bdsm world. He is dominant, yet overbearing and controlling and he will lie to your face even when he does not have to. He enjoys ruining other peoples relationships like a sport.

Ken Pierce is always living by the motto, play or be played.

Ken Pierce is a miserable person and leaves a trail of broken hearts behind him.

by Informed March 5, 2020

Ken

A male actor who played the role of one of the many characters named "Ken" in the 2023 Barbie movie.

Ryan Gosling, Scott Evans, and John Cena are all Kens.

by Pgj1997 April 8, 2024

Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

Kens

A loyal, respectful person that shouldn’t be slept on but they tend to annoy at times that matter the most

Yo, why you acting like a Kens right now? you pissing me off

by TheRealPoloG March 23, 2021

Ken

A Barbie's little bitch. Dates the most popular girl and does what every the barbie in an attempt to gain popularity and sex, not for a relationship or love.

Person 1: Have you seen Kyle lately.

Person 2: No, he's been hanging out with Becca all weekend. It sucks.

Person 1: I know right! He's such a fucking ken.

by A Barbie and a Ken January 14, 2020