John

the standerd white guys name

asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

John

Gay cunt, usually likes sucking ass

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.

That dude is such a john.

by Ddppaof February 14, 2019

John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.

God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him

by Louisecarter December 6, 2019

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

John

Skinny freak

“John is a skinny freak”

by Hater of John May 6, 2019

John

Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.

"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"

by crushinglemons May 7, 2019