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Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.
Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.
by ww2 xd May 10, 2019
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Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed
Jared is not smart at all
by Big lil j May 11, 2019
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Jared

Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga
Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga
by OwOkillme September 13, 2019
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Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.
“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
Understandable
by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019
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Jared

Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard
Kam why did you burn the house down your a Jared
by Yes no many so September 20, 2019
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Jared

Someone who is both a jock and a nerd
That guy is such a jared; taking all APs and captain of the water polo team.
by denscoth September 28, 2019
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Jared

A guy who is usually quiet in public but very loud at home. Usually Gay but has curly hair.
by Kiwiz37 October 8, 2019
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