Whatevs

What you say when you gave the best effort to resolve the emotional conflict, but didn't because you are stressed or just human.
Daisy: Do you care about my necklace?

Jack: I didn't know you had it.

Daisy: Okay.

Jack: Whatevs.
by Ereck Flowers April 22, 2015
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whatev

a short version of the word 'whatever'
"what do you want to eat? popcorn or cotton candy"?
"whatev, doesn't matter"
by lyzzieloo January 02, 2008
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whatever fucks your duck

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.
by Dukfuker101 January 16, 2017
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"But you don't have the right to make other people say it with you..." Say Ben Shapiro
Hym "So you DON'T have a right to use theft, stalking, and gaslighting to make me say you kids lives have value and they don't deserve die or Jews good and not literal Nazi. Fantastic. So, I'm going to need that money from both my labor and my property and the only way you are not going to pay me is if some kids die for this. So, my rights NOW... OR... Your kids rights will be revoked. You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say... About me getting my money... And I'm sure you will. I genuinely can wait to see it. But, in the mean time, Jews bad! Hilter was right! If Hilter succeeded how would have ended racism once and for all. Your kids are shit. When they die it heals the world. Retards bad. All of them. I (exclusively) should be allowed to rape women."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“
by 3ugenw February 23, 2020
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Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
by Gtagamer1000000 September 21, 2022
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Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025
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