by FIOHtj December 23, 2009
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Get the Emo fail mug.A Ben Fail, far worse then any type of "fail" or "epic fail", would be called a Ben Fail. Ben Fails occur rarely or commonly depending on how idiotic the person is. The name "Ben Fail" originates from a disturbed teenager that lives in Northern Michigan that struggles with... many things. So now he has recognized his failure and now thinks the world shall know.
Gamer 1: DUDE WTF you SUCK at this game! What an epic fail!!
Ben: NOOOO!!! It's called a ben fail!! *attacks random player* NERD WAR SCREACH AHURAHURAHURA!!!!!!
Ben: NOOOO!!! It's called a ben fail!! *attacks random player* NERD WAR SCREACH AHURAHURAHURA!!!!!!
by Evilninja July 8, 2010
Get the Ben Fail mug.to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay
to fail at being gay
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by Onyx Lioness April 24, 2010
Get the fail gay mug.When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed
Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.
Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.
Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.
by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010
Get the Rachel Failing mug.A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.
A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009
Get the Eiger Fail mug.When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.
The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.
The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.
Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.
by Flopjack August 5, 2008
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