Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

Friends

Friends are people who love you almost or more than your family. Friends are the siblings God forgot to give us 😉. Real, true friends stand up for you, keep promises, trust you, and would do anything for you. Without them you would have nothing to do, no gun to have, and no mistakes to make.

Man, I had such a good time with my friends at the movie theatre!

by Cheer fanatic December 30, 2014

Friend

Something you'll never have.

You: Hey man fo you wanna be my friend
Everyone and Anything: Noooooooo

by Ulgalf Dankill October 9, 2020

friends

Something I wish i had

I wish I had friends. :(

by trippingboi July 10, 2021

Friends

A waist of time

My friends were a WAIST OF TIME.

by Lonely77 May 12, 2018

Friends

Something that YOU don't have. :)

YOU
YOU
and...

YOU

Friends...

by Aerial Pig July 29, 2019

Friend

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019