Skip to main content

Beats by Dre

An overpriced and overrated audio company that sounds horrible. These headphones shouldn't be even marketed as headphones and should instead be marketed as a fashion accessory. though, recent models sound somewhat better than prior models the price is not justifiable and still sound like trash compared to other headphones of its price range.

Comparing the sound of these headphones to other headphones of the same price range would be like comparing a bicycle to a super car.
Person 1: look at these Beats by Dre I bought
Person 2: ignores person 1 and wears Sennheisers
mugGet the Beats by Dre mug.

beat as shit

something thats beat and shitty at the same time
Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit
by chillssss October 12, 2009
mugGet the beat as shit mug.

beat down

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.
Man look at LT's face, he really got the beat down from that bum.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
mugGet the beat down mug.

monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"
by Yeah Prolly February 14, 2012
mugGet the monkey beat mug.

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
by Tbell November 9, 2014
mugGet the Beating the pufferfish mug.

to beat keish

to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish.
Sheryl started getting loud with me, So i had to beat keish immediately.
by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006
mugGet the to beat keish mug.

Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.
Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.
by Chrathan June 28, 2011
mugGet the Beat Jackin' mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email