by Caiusmark November 5, 2021

Trash quality phone that cost 3 times a way better phone, very popular among the kids who think to be cool because they follow trends, they are like samsung or other android phones but
-they easily break, Samsungs are way more resistant
-the way how iPhones work is kinda trash
-Meanwhile the Android users are actual good people usually , the iPhone users are some 5yo kids that will be toxic against those who have better phones, in those kids we can include : bobux flexers on robloxs, those who call you hacker for killing "the god of everything" which is just a kid who doesnt understand what hacker mean,average fortnite players,average tik tokers and other kinds of kids
-Android phones create features , Apple copies them but 5 years later
-they easily break, Samsungs are way more resistant
-the way how iPhones work is kinda trash
-Meanwhile the Android users are actual good people usually , the iPhone users are some 5yo kids that will be toxic against those who have better phones, in those kids we can include : bobux flexers on robloxs, those who call you hacker for killing "the god of everything" which is just a kid who doesnt understand what hacker mean,average fortnite players,average tik tokers and other kinds of kids
-Android phones create features , Apple copies them but 5 years later
Ex. 1
Iphone user playing adopt me on roblox: HAHA, LOOK AT THIS BACON NOOB, HE HAS JUST A DEFAULT PET, TIME TO FLEX MY PETS AND MY ROBUX
The person who got called a noob: stfu iShit kid, go back to make ur fortnite tik toks for ur 5yo fans
Ex. 2
Iphone user in a school: LOL, IDIOT, LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, MINE COSTS 3 TIMES MORE, LOLOL, U HAVE NO MONEYS TO BUY A PHONE
The other guy: lmao, i have moneys and i prefer buying 300€ good phones instead of 1000€ shit that eill easily break
Ex.3
Iphone user: wow, i have 500k followers on tik tok, haha, and those idiots think that its cringe
The rest if the world: wtf , tik tok is cringe af, stfu iShit kid
Ex.4
Apple copying stuff:
Worker: I found out this new Samsung phone of 5 years ago with new features , lets make a shitty late copy of it and say its innovative!
Other worker: great idea, lets make everyone think its innovative and sell it for 1000€ meanwhile the original and way better version costs 200€
Iphone user playing adopt me on roblox: HAHA, LOOK AT THIS BACON NOOB, HE HAS JUST A DEFAULT PET, TIME TO FLEX MY PETS AND MY ROBUX
The person who got called a noob: stfu iShit kid, go back to make ur fortnite tik toks for ur 5yo fans
Ex. 2
Iphone user in a school: LOL, IDIOT, LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, MINE COSTS 3 TIMES MORE, LOLOL, U HAVE NO MONEYS TO BUY A PHONE
The other guy: lmao, i have moneys and i prefer buying 300€ good phones instead of 1000€ shit that eill easily break
Ex.3
Iphone user: wow, i have 500k followers on tik tok, haha, and those idiots think that its cringe
The rest if the world: wtf , tik tok is cringe af, stfu iShit kid
Ex.4
Apple copying stuff:
Worker: I found out this new Samsung phone of 5 years ago with new features , lets make a shitty late copy of it and say its innovative!
Other worker: great idea, lets make everyone think its innovative and sell it for 1000€ meanwhile the original and way better version costs 200€
by BobukOnRoblok April 7, 2021

by フᐯꪀ𝗸𒊹 February 4, 2021

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 6, 2025

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 9, 2025

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018
