hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

by G. Error October 31, 2013

hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

by Csm1967 November 21, 2013

Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.

Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking

by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018

hobo creampie

To deficate into a persons vaginal canal whilst being homeless

Shia LaBeouf hobo creampied Megan on the set of Transformers

by Wa5 EYM November 18, 2019

hobo lung

Hobo lung is the unexplainable persistent cough one acquires from working in areas with large populations of homeless or from directly working with the homeless.

Hobo Lung is often confused with walking pneumonia.

"Dude why you coughing so much? you sick?"

"No, just got a bit of the Hobo lung, cough, cough."

by Old Leather Hands April 18, 2019

Hobo-hagis

A lazy dumb person who lacks efficiency

You’re a hobo-hagis

by Ally and Kolton June 1, 2019

hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless

She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets

by Islandgrl 1111 June 12, 2019