by triab December 10, 2020
Get the Yo Griffinmug. by that/guy/he's/him December 17, 2023
Get the Benjamin James Griffinmug. 
Peter Griffin is a fictional character from the "Family Guy" show. Peter is the main character in many episodes of the show while being the "family guy".
He also says "Here's to the ones that we got, cheers to the wish you were here but you're not"
He also says "Here's to the ones that we got, cheers to the wish you were here but you're not"
by IbrokeMyBalls September 15, 2022
Get the Peter Griffinmug. High class cooking method used by top chefs only by heating the food using a radiator.
Mostly used to heat a jar of vol au vent.
Warning: don't forget to turn the jar every 5 min to make sure that it is heated all the way through.
Mostly used to heat a jar of vol au vent.
Warning: don't forget to turn the jar every 5 min to make sure that it is heated all the way through.
My anxiety is so high that I don't dare to cook in a communal kitchen. Instead I cooked my supper au bain-Griffin.
by Boetjegang skrr skrr February 13, 2020
Get the Au bain-Griffinmug. Griffin can be a complete ass hold but he makes up very clever nicknames. Some examples would be •Sally= Sal Sal •Callie= Cal Cal •Rhylee=Rhy Rhy. He’s a fucking hood rat.
That hood rat griffin.
by Sassy bitch ass June 12, 2018
Get the Griffinmug. When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Mayo Griffinmug.