Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality

AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol

by Honestowl February 4, 2022

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Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

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Future Inmate

This is a racist term to refer to black people, as black people usually are the ones commiting crimes so this is saying that that person will be in prison soon.

Racist guy: HEY YOU! IT'S A FUTURE INMATE! DON'T ROB ME!
Tyrone: *calls his gang* There's a racist, help me take em down

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025

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future

something you shouldn't be worried about. It might come, it might not so focus on now. Everything else don't matter.

future dropped a new album btw. This is the only future you should care about.

by cartIiiI February 6, 2022

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THE FUTURE OF SHABAMAM

typo on shabnam.

THE FUTURE OF SHABAMAM Has benn reviealed

by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022

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Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024

bro i just fullported some black people futures

by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024

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