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Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.
She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.
by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011
mugGet the Funky Beavermug.

funky pong

n.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.
Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.
by Skyerus October 24, 2004
mugGet the funky pongmug.

funky noodle

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!
jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!
by liurrrr November 28, 2023
mugGet the funky noodlemug.

Funky

An adjective to describe smells. In the majority of cases to describe predominantly sour, musty or rotten smells.
I think the cake has gone bad. It smells kind of funky.”
The basement is pretty damp. It smells kind of funky.”
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Funky Yute

Someone who is quite odd and is abit tall and when people see him / her they say "ew brother ewwwww"
a1 is some funky Yute
by mahboobies April 24, 2024
mugGet the Funky Yutemug.

funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy
Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange
by Certy curt May 3, 2020
mugGet the funky flangemug.

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
mugGet the Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schminglemug.

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